Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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