I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
