Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
