It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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