In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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