But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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