We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
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