So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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