What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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