CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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