If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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