does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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