the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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