i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Randomize
