thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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