And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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