I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
