That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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