what if every blade of grass was a penis?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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