I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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