we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
her facebook's as public as her vagina
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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