What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
