My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I'm always down for nudity.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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