my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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