Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he puts the penis in happiness.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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