can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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