We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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