So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
what day is it and did you see me today?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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