Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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