the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Someone signed my nipple.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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