it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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