normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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