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say what?
wanna hang out?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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