u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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