I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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