Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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