he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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