My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i just google imaged poop.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
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