I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
you never un-have a 4some
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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