2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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