I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
