I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Girls should come with a carfax report
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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