I'll bet she douches with gravy.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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