I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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