It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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