these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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