Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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