My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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