i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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