Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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