i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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