we're blogging at a bar
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
My vagina is very pro this idea
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