margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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