On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
honey bunches of taint.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I just want nice things and good sex
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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